The Twelve Days of a Dirty Weekend Christmas

Author: Dirty Weekend
Dirty Weekend Accommodation Australia

On the first day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me
A slinky peice of lingerie

On the second day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me
Two massage oils,
And a slinky peice of lingerie

On the third day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me
Three feather ticklers,
Two massage oils,
And a slinky peice of lingerie

On the fourth day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me
Four body paints,
Three feather ticklers,
Two massage oils,
And a slinky peice of lingerie

On the fifth day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me
Five romantic moments,
Four body paints,
Three feather ticklers,
Two massage oils,
And a slinky peice of lingerie

On the sixth day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me
Six fluffy cuffs,
Five romantic moments,
Four body paints,
Three feather ticklers,
Two massage oils,
And a slinky peice of lingerie

On the seventh day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me
Seven sexy vouchers,
Six fluffy cuffs,
Five romantic moments,
Four body paints,
Three feather ticklers,
Two massage oils,
And a slinky peice of lingerie

On the eighth day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me
Eight moulding kits,
Seven sexy vouchers,
Six fluffy cuffs,
Five romantic moments,
Four body paints,
Three feather ticklers,
Two massage oils,
And a slinky peice of lingerie

On the ninth day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me
Nine kandy undies,
Eight moulding kits,
Seven sexy vouchers,
Six fluffy cuffs,
Five romantic moments,
Four body paints,
Three feather ticklers,
Two massage oils,
And a slinky peice of lingerie

On the tenth day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me
Ten games for couples,
Nine kandy undies,
Eight moulding kits,
Seven sexy vouchers,
Six fluffy cuffs,
Five romantic moments,
Four body paints,
Three feather ticklers,
Two massage oils,
And a slinky peice of lingerie

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me
Eleven silky lubes,
Ten games for couples,
Nine kandy undies,
Eight moulding kits,
Seven sexy vouchers,
Six fluffy cuffs,
Five romantic moments,
Four body paints,
Three feather ticklers,
Two massage oils,
And a slinky peice of lingerie

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me
Twelve dirty weekends,
Eleven silky lubes,
Ten games for couples,
Nine kandy undies,
Eight moulding kits,
Seven sexy vouchers,
Six fluffy cuffs,
Five romantic moments,
Four body paints,
Three feather ticklers,
Two massage oils,
And a slinky peice of lingerie!

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